It seems that the past two days i have only been surrounded by people who stink. [fo'real] i mean, damn. ok, so i know i work at a gym, so people tend to stink when they sweat, but how do you explain that one of my coworkers stinks like HELL the moment he is getting in for work. at this no light stench either my friends. it is like whoah!. i mean, my eyes were watering. i lost my appetite. i couldnt breathe. it lingered on for a while after he left. you could tell when he was coming, because of the smell kinda smell. oh dear god. it is not like this is a young kid who doesnt know any better. this is a grown ass man. seriously. shower, deodorant. not that dificult.
So of course today, [after catching my breath from running late everywhere] i sit down to wait for the train and the guy next to me stank like three year old rotten eggs. yuck! and of course just like yesterday, all the stench got stuck to my clothes and when i came home all i wanted to do was take a long warm shower. yuck. just thinking about it makes me want to barf.
great.
i cant wait til the summer.
when all the nice city smells start to creep out.
but ok, enough complaining about the city... thats it...
there are more than a couple cool things about summertime in new york.
you get to walk home at 830pm and there is still sunlight.
fleet week... anything with handsome men in uniforms is good in my book
happy hours last longer
more chances to go upstate
parades, street fairs
there is just something about new york in the summertime... and it is not only the smell... so smile new yorkers...
**picture by Joseph O. Holmes - http://www.joesnyc.streetnine.com/pix/third-avenue-backpack.jpg
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